Dear Jesus,

Please let me dressed appropriately for Muldrow WITHOUT a burkha OR a sash like the infidels suggested. Please keep me from killing Kyle and help ensure that my friends and family answer their freaking phones and text messages.

Love,
Erin

FASHION S.O.S. !

OK people. Here it is.

Muldrow, Oklahoma (population 3,000)to meet the parents / grnadparents / great-grandparents..

Why such a crisis you may ask. Because the event in question is happening on New Year's Eve! There is a potential Poteau sidetrip involved to a junior college party! WHAT?!!?!

So I don't want to look like a hooker to his mom and a teacher to his friends. I'm thinking there is going to be a lot of black involved and changing shoes in the car.


Little known fact about Muldrow: Hometown of Shawntel Smith, Miss America 1996. The main street of the town, a stretch of U.S. Route 64, was re-named Shawntel Smith Boulevard in her honor.

I'm just saying.

Tis the Season...

Merry Christmas All! May your holiday be filled with good cheer and a Grinch free existence! Love to you all!

"Welcome Christmas" (the Who song...)
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Come this way!

Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Christmas Day.

Welcome, Welcome
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, Welcome
Dah who dah-moose
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp

Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas
Bring your cheer
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome all Who's
Far and near

Welcome Christmas, fah who rah-moose
Welcome Christmas, dah who dah-moose
Christmas day will always be
Just so long as we have we

Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome Christmas
Bring your light

Welcome Christmas
Fah who rah-moose!
Welcome Christmas
Dah who dah-moose!
Welcome Christmas
While we stand
Heart to heart
And hand in hand

Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome welcome
Christmas
Christmas
Day!

A Time of Transition

So instead of just needing to CLEAN my house, I need to FIX IT! It's insanity here. It's like those games where you have to move one tile to move another tile to get the numbers in order or make the picture or something.

Katie finally moved out, Elizabeth and her roommate moved everything in from the sorority house--just for the break--and Erin is attempting to move in a coherent fashion while being three weeks out from her wedding.

Crazed people. Crazed.

Sick.

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Very Brady Christmas

For you, it's all about sharing times with family.Even if you all get a bit cheesy at times.

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Playing Wiz's Game

So we play all the other word game surveys around...and I was challenged by the one word answers. We all know confinging me to one word is, well, let's be honest, rare.

You can only answer with one word.

1. Yourself: Challenging
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): commitment-phobic**
3. Your hair: shiny
4. Your mother: hoot*
5. Your sister: mommy
6. Your favorite item: cellular
7. Your dream last night: overtrained
8. Your favorite drink: frozen
9. Your dream car: expensive
10. The room you are in: cold
11. Your ex: ass-hat**
12. Your fear: ordinary
13. What you want to be in 10 years? doctor
14. Who you hung out with last night? friends
15. What you're not? quiet
16. Muffins: blueberry
17. One of your wish list items: coach
18. Time: 11:11 pm
19. The last thing you did: write
20. What you are wearing: pajamas
21. Your favorite weather: snow
22. Your favorite book: rumpus*
23. The last thing you ate: toasted
24. Your life: mine
25. Your mood: content
26. Your best friend: twinspeak
27. What are you thinking about right now? finances
28. Your car: cecelia
29. What are you doing at the moment? blogging
30. Your summer: self-exploratory**
31. Your relationship status: non-labeled**
32. What is on your TV? SVU
33. What is the weather like? dark
34. When is the last time you laughed? currently

*Please add an article (a hoot)
**I decided hyphens kept it to the one word limit.