Cell Phone Woes

So I lost my phone. I was pretty sure I left it at the Atherton Hotel in Stillwater. I called the Atherton, they said no. Boooo.

So I went and called the US Cellular insurance people that I pay $3 a month to...and paid another $50 and got a new Razr sent to me.

Then the Atherton called. They found my phone.

DOH!

New Motto

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

-Stanislaw J. Lec