Last night Theo and I went to see a show. It was the Go Diego Go! Live! event at the Civic Center. Let me tell you people, Nick Jr. may seem all friendly and fun, but these people are EVIL.
First of all, families of 6. Now, as a member of a family of 6, I'm not knocking it. But these parents paid an arm and a leg in tickets so their offspring--all under the age of 6--can see this show. Holy
bejeez.
THEN, you can't get to where your seats are without entering a tunnel-o-merchandise. I am blessed to have an incredibly well behaved nephew who did ASK POLITELY for a toy and absolutely NO fits were thrown. However, that was not the case with the kids around us who needed a Diego Vest ($25), t-shirt ($12), Rescue Pack ($15), Baby Jaguar Doll ($12) and Light toy ($15). WHAT???
Theo spent the entire night mesmerized by a) all the kids doing all of their different stuff, b) Diego flying in on a hang-glider, c) all of the animals on their way to
Carnivale, and c) the Light Toy Aunt Erin caved and purchased because he wasn't getting out of their without a toy if every other ridiculous parent was going to buy 7.
Clearly, I am incredibly mature.
Some Pics for you:
Theo and his Baby Jaguar Mask.
We were on a mission to find Baby Jaguar's growl so he could start the Animal Carnivale, but those darn Bobo brothers stole it in a magic jar!
Now here's our favorite Doodle Man with the amazing Light Toy.
Aunt Erin and Theo with all of our swag before the show started. The last time he was able to not frown VERY INTENTLY in concentration before we got to the car. Following those darn Bobo brothers' plot was a lot to ask!